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The Associated Worlds
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In which I write crossover fanfic of my own universe.
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For anyone with absolutely no idea what the channel description is talking about, it's this: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/327837/friendship-is-sufficiently-advanced
A first-in scout from the Associated Worlds investigates a very odd star system.
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Miss-read.
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Enderminion 12/29/2017 2:34 PM
is it really a crossover if the author writes it?
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A crossover is the placement of two or more otherwise discrete fictional characters, settings, or universes into the context of a single story. They can arise from legal agreements between the relevant copyright holders, unauthorized efforts by f...
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Seems to me it fits the criteria pretty well.
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Hussah!
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I don’t know how common it is for creators to write crossovers with their own works, but I’ll admit I wrote a Zootopia/Para-Imperium one-shot.
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Is this still alive? Because it was pretty cool.
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Still, despite the lack of recent updates. I plan on having a new chapter out in what’s left of this year.
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Awesome. Look forward to it.
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@Zarpaulek I've seen it happen once or twice in sci fi literature, and far more frequently in comic book series.
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A first-in scout from the Associated Worlds investigates a very odd star system.
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MarcusAurelius 12/31/2017 11:55 PM
Congrats
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Neat (edited)
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This was good to read.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/01/2018 3:26 AM
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So, this version of Lyra is obsessed with Precursors rather than humans?
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"Are you an Ancient?" "Well, I'm only one hundred and twenty-six..." (edited)
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Yeah, I figured it might make a good alternate obsession.
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With even an eensy wee overlap.
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Cordelia should be glad that it's Pinkie, and not Fluffle Puff.
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oh, that link starts at chapter 10
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not chapter 1
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>.>
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That link was for the new chapter.
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You just sold a book with this 😃
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😃 He got two books?
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I'm not a fast reader, I'll get t'other one eventually 😛
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@charliii Thanks! Hope you enjoy it.
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It's perfect!
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Well, only update can improve enjoyment.
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#Subtle
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#somuchediting
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wanted to ask about probable update to meeting of the friends.
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Ah, is this still a thing? Is maybe the more pressing question?
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It is still a thing, but the recent six 80-hr weeks for $CONTRACT have been murder on my productivity, if good for the my cash flow.
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80-hr week is a murder on many things...
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Oh Wow.
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That's no fun.
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And it’s sort of third tier, after $CONTRACT and regular fiction and maintaining something resembling habitability around here. 😄
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Yeah, I get that.
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Yeah, it was a big ball of suck. Pre-release crunch time - you know how it goes.
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knows it all to well, is kinda on the post-crunch anti-burnout slowdown
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Enderminion 04/11/2018 5:02 PM
feels like I haven't stopped crunching in weeks
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Yay, more ponies!
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I swear I'm going to make more progress on this particular splinter in 2019.
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2018 10:26 AM
"Mission status is shiny-optimal" I like this designation. I am imagining it in terms of "We've hit a jackpot!"
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Do you know that using our blood nano to teleport is surprisingly easy, but highly non-intuitive?
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2018 10:30 AM
crashing your ship is probably non-optimal, but that was a miscommunication
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Unless you're Twilight Sparkle, in which case you can do it without thinking about it.
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oh, there was an update on this?
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Check #announcements @o11o1
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For those awaiting more FiSA... ...well, there's not yet more FiSA. But there is a new side stories and notes collection, and it begins with a new short happening elsewhere in the Advancedverse:
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Vignettes from elsewhere in the Friendship is Sufficiently Advanced universe
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/10/2019 6:13 PM
the page links appear to be mislabeled
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How so?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/10/2019 6:16 PM
the link that purports to go to 2 cut snippets goes to 2 battle of eclipse. following links are off by one.
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I moved a chapter around at the last minute. Refreshing should clear it up, I think.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/10/2019 6:21 PM
ok, that fixed it
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And lazerpone
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Yes yay!
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More advancedverse is good
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@Overmind plz ban
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Swordsage'd
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@Overmind plz ban now!
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 8:46 AM
intermediary: you can also block them
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Target designated for artillery and ortillery barrage.
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This particular breed doesn't hang around. The other server I run gets one every day or two.
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@Tassadar Hold your butts. I sleep occasionally.
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You were labeled as online! And also, you're the only mod.
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What just happened?
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A spammer was in the server advertising something untoward.
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untoward Galaxy's greatest understatement.
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I'm quite annoyed at whoever is sending this lot; I assume they figured the same invite brute Force as the previous lot.
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But are less innocuous.
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Spammer? Was it something about sex dating -- ?
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Yes, unfortunately.
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They are bots, we got a handful in the last days already. (edited)
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Not going to post the side notes on the Patreon, but here's a new one: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/429457/6/fisa-side-stories-and-notes/6-on-griffonstone
Vignettes from elsewhere in the Friendship is Sufficiently Advanced universe
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So, the new season added another chapter of ancient Equestrian history.
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Would this make Grogar, Father of Monsters, First Emperor of Equestira a Precursor in the Advancedverse? (edited)
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Vignettes from elsewhere in the Friendship is Sufficiently Advanced universe
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2019 12:33 AM
I'm guessing canonical character with a continuity glitch?
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Yep. But this way is funnier.
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2019 12:47 AM
Agreed
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Pony gun
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BluejayHurricane 09/06/2019 11:43 PM
Whose work?
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Baron Engel, his sig is center bottom
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...How the hell do you have a hand?
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Telekinesis
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Creates force field blades (edited)
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Cuts wall clean in half
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 4:37 PM
using mage hand to use the fighters weapon
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Although, really, you don't need a gun when your psychokinesis is more than capable of accelerating pebbles to lethal velocity.
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They never do that in MLP, which is why the magic system is BS
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 4:38 PM
perhaps the telekinesis is not strong enough to sever the bonds of matter
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A.T Field intensifies
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 4:38 PM
so forceblades might not be a thing for a self-consistent reason
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Or, seeing as it's Twilight Sparkle , you can basically make arbitrary revisions to the laws of physics with your brain.
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Also why do the unicorns not rule over the other ponies (who don't even have opposable thumbs) like gods with their FUCKING MAGIC? (edited)
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They're, er, nice?
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Why can't you use the magic field to crush a whole army?
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that's not how geopolitics works but OK
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literally
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Depends on how civilized your species is.
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Not how human geopolitics works.
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 4:40 PM
I get the sense that geopolitics work rather a bit different for a people who have friendship as one of their core principles.
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Also, because each tribe has its very own I WIN button, which is why the three-way conflict in the backstory ended up with an Everybody Loses scenario.
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what are the others'?
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The pegasi can whip up a hurricane - or insert other severe weather condition here - and park it over you until your territory looks like Atlantis.
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 4:42 PM
So gold old fashioned MAD is in play
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 4:43 PM
nontransitive cycle best balance technique
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Meanwhile, earth pony magic is responsible for Equestria's impossibly good agricultural yields. Apart from the implicit power that goes along with "it's our power that lets you have a non-subsistence civilization", imagine how that works thrown into reverse. You really manage to piss off the earths, you're gonna be living in an infertile wasteland.
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Can't the unicorns just magic food out of nowhere because fuck conservation of matter? The powerful ones, at least
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(Leaving aside the more questionable other forms of geomancy which may also be in play.)
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Conservation of energy is the problem there, I think. Food ex nihilo takes more out of you than it puts back in.
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In any case, how many unicorns are powerful enough to do that sort of thing?
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Very few.
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(Would they be rendered without magic if somebody snapped off their horn?)
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Sniper team aims for magic horn
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 4:46 PM
This also makes a Fallout scenario work, if all 3 pressed the Big Red Button
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Bullet bounces off kinetic shield.
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uses anti-magic field bullet
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 4:48 PM
We dont have context for true 3-way MAD
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Which is the enviroment in play
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or we could just hit it hard enough that it uses up all the magic energy sustaining a field that can take such a huge amount of energy
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no doubt send them flying
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Although, if you're going to try using modern Earth armaments, the unicorn you should be terrified of is Rarity , whose psychokinetic dexterity is off the scale. Imagine all the pins in all the grenades in your unit being pulled simultanously.
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 4:50 PM
4 way, actually, as (whoever the dark moon ponies were) cant plot rule a dead world
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Then we shall use the element of stealthium and surprisate
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@Unknown welcome to Fallout:Equestria. Been going strong for a couple years now. I think the story is finished, but it's a long one.
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 4:50 PM
surprisate is a compound though
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not to mention plotonium
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@Overmind Aha, but what if my grenades are neurally activated? no pins to pull here
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 4:53 PM
well that's a techlevel jump and a half
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"well what if..." Goalpost moved
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Or just activated with a digital semiconductor switch?
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Although, really the best take on the whole thing is Admiral Biscuit's War Were Declared : https://www.fimfiction.net/story/220826/war-were-declared
President Cheney declares war on Equestria.
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I don't think they have EW on hand
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 4:57 PM
Ah yes, the classic Modern Military vs high fantasy conflict
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I can feel the GATE intensifying
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The series of escalations, naturally, ends with: 'Mr. President? She replied—and I quote—'Thus far, civilians on your side have not been involved in large numbers. Should you chose to use your so-called 'nuclear' option on one of our cities, I will have no choice but to respond with our 'fusion' option. My sister has proposed seeing if I can control your sun well enough to make a mile-wide straight-line path from Los Angeles to Washington D.C. with a small portion of your sun. She irreverently calls it “Bowling for Humans.” That is kinder than her earlier suggestion of reuniting the moon with the Earth.'
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The lesson of this is that one should not pick fights with Kardashev Level II individuals .
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Hmm, but what if I send cyborg ninja squads to attack?
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Cyborg Ninja Pony Magical Girls
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you are banished
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new favorite anime
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remove weeb
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CEASE.
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Although, if you're going to try using modern Earth armaments, the unicorn you should be terrified of is Rarity , whose psychokinetic dexterity is off the scale. Imagine all the pins in all the grenades in your unit being pulled simultanously.
Steps to Exploding Grenade 1. Remove Jungle Clip 2. Pull Pin 3. Throw the Jungle Clip holds the pin and spoon on, the pin holds the spoon on as well, three guesses as to where the Jungle Clip got it's name, the Spoon when removed (spring loaded) starts the fuse
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/22/2019 7:05 PM
@Enderminion I'm pretty certain the first two guesses as to why the jungle clip was invented don't count either
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Enderminion 09/22/2019 8:17 PM
nope
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sdschildberg 11/14/2019 9:13 PM
Discord, agent of petty chaos, would be a lot more evil for the eldrae
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2019 9:33 PM
I'd hate (or perhaps love, in a schadenfreude sense) to see what they'd think of Tirek, though... A thief, a slaver and one who wantonly destroys beauty and awesomeness for the power to be better at enslaving?
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sdschildberg 11/14/2019 9:36 PM
“You get an F+ for effort and dedication But you still need to die Right Now (edited)
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I do like the fic where he gets fed an... Amulet constructed out of magically shrunk swords and pikes. And eats magic holding things safe. While it's in the middle of his throat
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BluejayHurricane 01/13/2020 10:58 PM
Weather control satellites should be designated Pegasui.
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Given that they're likely to better at large-scale manipulations rather than the small-scale, they may end up designated Megasi .
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(Assuming, that is, they do not end up being named the Rainbow Dash Orbital Weather Management Platforms of Undiluted Awesome .)
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rdowmpua ?
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ponders if that acronym can be re-arranged to something pronouncible
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arr dou wump ua?
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rolls off the tongue
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Morgrim Moon 02/02/2020 7:02 PM
even for rarity, boob tubes do NOT work that way
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/02/2020 7:03 PM
Artists do not know how boobs work...
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(Apparently even when they have 'em. I have a whole album full of furry art committing much the same sin; suffice it to say the artist ought to have known better from experience.)
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Morgrim Moon 02/02/2020 7:05 PM
often the commissioner insists
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/02/2020 7:06 PM
Ah, that would explain it.
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sdschildberg 02/02/2020 7:06 PM
Staying faithful to contract sometimes requires sacrifices, after all Also skinsuits don’t work like that
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/02/2020 7:06 PM
(I bought a ton of damaged pieces from her, because the person who originally commissioned them didn't pick them up and hadn't for two years, then they got coked.)
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I've had more than one commissioned artist drop off the face of the earth
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Another time I had co-commissioned something with the artist's boyfriend, then they broke up.
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 7:13 PM
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MLP crossing over with something less fantasy than itself
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/06/2020 7:21 PM
Haha
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petition for #wyrmverse
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Not sure we need a channel for a fanfic I'm probably not writing?
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didn't you already tho
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like it's on the site and everything
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Just a first chapter with a declaration that it's fairly unlikely there were more to follow. Probably. Maybe.
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we demand more
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BluejayHurricane 02/06/2020 9:48 PM
No no no he has too many projects already.
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Enough worm
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It's "compelling" setting that's written by absolute hack of a writer
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I essentialy have no tastes so I can't tell
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if it's written better than your typical D-grade fanfiction, it's all the same to me
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BluejayHurricane 02/07/2020 1:29 AM
It’s pulp as hell, but that isn’t a bad thing. It could use an editing pass, though.
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2020 1:40 AM
It's a disabled guy's fun side project that blew up beyond expectations
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I enjoyed it. I think if people enjoy it, that's good enough writing.
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The more I see about Worm, the less I want to touch it with a ten-foot pole.
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SB exploded into Worm fanfics. Exploded enough to demand separate subforum for Worm fics to prevent them from masking everything else
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 12:46 PM
Given the fact that it’s one of the longest single works, I’m not suprised
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It's also a universe that desperately needs a hug.
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 12:49 PM
Filled with characters that need therapy
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So is WH40K, but...
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I don't know. The Wormverse feels like it needs a hug. The 40K galaxy feels like it needs a bitch-slap.
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I was talking about the therapy part.
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 12:53 PM
But Worm is more poignant in that regard due to being character based vs worldstate based
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Depends on the degree of therapy involved. To me, the distinction is probably because while both universes are deeply fucked, the former feels less like essentially every inhabitant of said universe is busily working away to ensure that it continues to get more and more fucked.
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 12:54 PM
There’s hope. These people haven’t sunk below human baseline. And similarly for the charecter level stuff
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Or, looked at another way, the question "Is there someone(s) around here we could empower with the consequences that the universe becomes a genuinely better place?"
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(If the answer to this is "The Orks, obviously, because while they would plunge the galaxy in to even more eternal waaaagh than it has already, at least there's no actual malice to them. They just like that sort of thing." you maybe should consider noping out on this one.)
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 1:05 PM
40k is much harder to fix than Worm Other routes I’ve seen is just giving someone impossibly effective psychological therapy. Literally giving the setting and people in it a hug
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I'm pretty sure by 'verse standards of divergence that might amount to "So, we can fix this universe if we basically brain-wipe everyone and implant better people in their bodies."
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 1:08 PM
It’s still noticeable how many “what if Taylor was sane by some standard” fics are out there
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In any world of superpowers, having a cool head is the most powerful thing
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On the other hand, there's a decent argument to be made (and in the 'verse, generally accepted) that the people who move the world, generally speaking, are all nuts .
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taylor had a snowball's chance in the path of a superzorcher of staying sane
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considering what she went through
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Sanity, after all, is usually defined as "within a low standard deviation of the collective norm". The mass of sane people, therefore, are the negative feedback reinforcers of the status quo.
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Lunatics get shit done.
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 1:15 PM
Hence why most superheroes are somewhat nuts Keeping their insanity constructive is important. Teams without such capacity end up in Civil War type scenarios.
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And in the verse, the Gaurdians of Our Harmony exist on the scale of civilization
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/07/2020 1:49 PM
I feel like MLP is what you get if you ask "Is there someone(s) around here we could empower with the consequences that the universe becomes a genuinely better place?", and come back with: "Yes. Yes there is. There are several someones, in fact, and I, Princess Celestia, have the power to make it so. Mi Amore Cadenza, Twilight Sparkle, I pick you. Be empowered and bring awesomeness to the universe and drag everyone else along with you, cheering exuberantly!" (edited)
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 1:50 PM
Where they themselves did the process ages ago
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Randomness: "There is not a sufficient body of evidence to suggest that transplanting the core knowledge of ancient alien civilizations into human minds will always lead to inappropriate giggling and the broadcasting of 'sufficiently epic' film soundtracks during Endbringer fights, but currently there is a 1::1 correlation between the two." - PRT internal memo "SPIDER LEGION! DIVE!" - Taylor Hebert, three days earlier
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SPIDER LEGION
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"You know that making self-replicating Tinker tech gets you a kill order!" "Oops?"
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(This is shortly after it is revealed that, in some cases, ancient cosmic wisdom boils down to "We should kill them and take their stuff.")
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On one hand, she has a kill order for self-replicating Tinker tech, but on the other hand that tech pushed back Leviathan in record time, resulted in the lowest number of casualties for any endbringer fight so far, and are already helping repair the city.
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"Why are you stunning gang members and dumping them outside the city limits?" "Just doing my job, ma'am!" The disturbingly cute spider-bot saluted. "I'm a Mr. Justice (tm)! I was created to protect and serve the good people of Brockton Bay in these trying post-Leviathan times." "...so why are you dumping them there naked ?" "Okay, that's just because it's funny."
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What kind of applied phlebotinum would it take for the Imperial Legions to consider humongous mecha?
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Morgrim Moon 03/16/2020 7:15 PM
"this culture solves disputes via ritualised combat in humongous mecha. To their credit, they mock armies that then try to use the things in proper warfare. And they say they won't listen to us unless we join in. Right-o lads, I know some of you have secretly mourned the practicalities of warfare that prevented us from doing this before, so lets get cracking!"
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Dune-type "negate non-classical weapons" shields?
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Holtzman shields would freeze a mech solid.
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Eh, probably, but the specific hard-sci-fi implications of the actual dune technology aren't the point
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The point is "If you have a magic field that forces you to fight with swords and spears and bows, then mechs/power armor is a sensible technological means of magic those things more powerful"
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If you've got that sort of sufficiently magic field, then your appropriate technological path is archmages.
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BluejayHurricane 03/17/2020 11:30 AM
Yea but an archmage in a mech might be even better than one or the other.
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The question was "What applied phlebotinum" not "What sensible activity of normal physics"
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/17/2020 11:56 AM
Maybe some kind of bizarre set of weakly-godlike-being-enforced rules that humongous mecha happen to abuse loopholes in?
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I mean, yes, but what specific loopholes?
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I think if it can recognize suitably archaic weapons we may have moved beyond phlebotinium and into the realm of Alien Space Bats. (As in, frex, Dies the Fire .)
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It's better hard scifi to pick one or two changes that have the implications you want and follow through than it is to handwave it with a weakly godlike being, I feel
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... that seems to be a very narrow distinction as to what stuff you can or cannot write spec-fic about, but whatever
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Anyone got another idea?
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Terrible alternative one: We have precursor super-weapons, but the precursors were very tall, so we need to build mechs to fight with thier weapons
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I’m not saying you can’t; it’s just that in some cases ASBs are the appropriate change to make. As DtF uses them (some sort of strongly godlike entity) to explain how electronics, explosives, and steam power all stopped working without side effects that basically kill everyone.
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Or just go for complete altphysics, of course. A world in which engineering as we know it doesn’t operate, but Mecha do because they’re qabala-powered golems.
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Also speaking of that: I assume you've read "The girl who poked god with a stick"
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Which ... seems to be down
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They have to be giant biped-types, y’see, ‘cause only things conforming to the image of Adam Qadmon can be brought to life. The Words don’t work on tanks. 😀
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(And yes, I have.)
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Cape name idea:
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Liberator
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Both the “die, slavers” connotations and freeing people’s logi
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Also sounds appropriately badass
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/24/2020 8:19 PM
personally that one sounds too similar to the already-existing gun and aircraft designs
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also I swear something like that is already in use
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Enderminion 03/24/2020 9:20 PM
what are you even talking about?
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Morgrim Moon 03/24/2020 9:42 PM
latest post on #discourse
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simple question, but the eldrae's race would be referred to as "eldraeic" and the language would be "Eldraeic", right?
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capitalization can throw me for a loop sometimes (edited)
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i keep thinking i should capitalize Eldrae, but we used to have a bot that kept telling me not to
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Yes, species names are uncapitalized. Language names are proper nouns.
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right then, i put up a big ol' post on discourse summarizing my thoughts
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long story short: no idea but maybe she should get a full eldraeic name/title/list-of-accomplishments and then pick a Eldraeic word from that that has the right connotations and rolls off the tongue
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sdschildberg 03/25/2020 8:46 AM
Fits one of the common formats for alien-on-earth heroes
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sdschildberg 03/25/2020 6:12 PM
My personal guess would be “repairsoph” but in Eldraic (or “the mender” in english) But liberator works well for a character who’s superpower is G U N (edited)
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at first maybe, but after that it's more like drone swarm
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(with G U N S)
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Morgrim Moon 03/25/2020 10:28 PM
that's an idea. Canon-Taylor uses a swarm of bugs. This one uses a swarm of drones. You can still keep to the insect metaphors, done right
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Like Ufog or does she have Vector control for that?
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Enderminion 03/26/2020 1:21 AM
there is a Drone!Tinker!Taylor fic on SB
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called LORD DOOM
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it's pretty funny
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sdschildberg 03/26/2020 1:24 AM
V!taylor has a power more powerful than Gun, Drone, Mad Science, or even the Transcend It’s sophotech powered therapy
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0111narwhalz 03/26/2020 1:27 AM
wait
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she's not only herself mended
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she's also empowered to mend her allies
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hmm, now that i think about it
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a short name is also a indicator of great significance, the shorter the more significant; Anyone who could pull off simply introducing himself as “the Warrior”, for example, would surely be someone able to win a major fleet action armed only with a cheese knife. (edited)
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so something like "Liberator" would actually be appropriate, but at the same time the only people who would realize the significance would be those who understand eldraeic naming schemes... so only V!Taylor herself.
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Her superpower, in this case, is Science! (And reality-defying idealism. And, at least to start with, a truly epic case of not-really-bipolar disorder.)
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(In the longer run, I'd also say epic smugness, but really, Tattletale has that niche all sewn up.)
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Things to look forward to:
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-"hey dad i'm a seven-foot-tall alien elf now"
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-Transcend vs. Simurgh
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-out-Tattletaling Tattletale
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-Dragon and Saint receiving exactly what they, respectively, deserve
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oh eikones yes
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we demand you write faster, cerb
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/26/2020 12:11 PM
To be fair Dragon can't help what she does
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Hence, what she deserves .
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0111narwhalz 03/26/2020 1:59 PM
I think we'll find it's reality-defining optimism.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/26/2020 9:07 PM
I haevn't read worm, is there already a cape named "Light-bringer"?
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not that I know of, but the "endbringers" are the main villains and endbringer cultists are a major problem they have so it seems asthetically inopportune
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Morgrim Moon 03/27/2020 10:17 AM
hm. Starbearer?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 10:51 AM
Flame-carrier?
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Torch-passer? No
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Way-star?
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a shining beacon like a lighthouse, or the north star, to guide people
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A meta-opinion that you guys probably don't care to share is that using key-words from your crossover franchise is appropriate; stuff on the level of "Eldrae"
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yeah, i like the idea of using a Eldraeic word too
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just something that sounds good to english ears and has a good meaning behind it
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i'd make suggestions but i would have to go through past posts and make a dictionary of the (revealed) words.
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thought: Danny is going to be the best character in this
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It is my experience that Danny is almost never the best charecter in anything he appears in so you'll have to back that up
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who's danny, again?
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Taylor's dad
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i didn't remember him by name
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He's not an interesting charecter; he's either depressed-mode and not interacting, a source of trauma, or an actual father, and parents make superhero stories less interesting by forcing practical normal "good" choices on protagonists
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fair enough; most examples of parents i've seen in superhero fiction don't have the flexibility of mind to make good choices
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In this context "good choices" means safety and lack of participation in extra-judicial violence
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in other words, their reaction can be summed up as "stop saving the world and come home this instant young man, this is too dangerous!"
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 5:59 PM
Hence why they get killed for pathos in so many super stories (edited)
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To be fair worm-level superheros are almost never saving the world
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They are in 99% of cases just participating in local gang wars
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worm is very strange in that, technically speaking, supers are the problem
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so maybe the Authority Figure has a point
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Eh, no, given that "not using powers drives you nuts sooner or later" is a thing
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Also supers are a symptom of the problem, on a practical level
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well superheros at least
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just beat up rats then lol
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The situation would not get better if all virtuous people refused to participate in superheroic combat
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Explictly not how it works; IDK how spoiled you are?
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But the entity behind the powers is specifically fucking with people's heads to get them into interesting fights that force creativity
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true
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i've read through all of worm and most of the sequel
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so nothing is spoilers except the last few chapters of Ward
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I was aiming at KAL there since he was saying a-canonical things as a joke
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RE: Danny, I mostly meant his reaction to "hey dad I'm a seven-foot-tall alien elf now". Which will be hilarious under any circumstances.
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that is what will make him the best character
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Eh, I've read that scene like five times now, it doesn't get better
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wait what
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i agree: wait what
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I have read "Taylor tells danny "hey, I'm a seven-foo-tall alien elf now"" like five times now
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It's not an uncommon thing to happen in worm fanfic
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worm fanfic is weird if that's common
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Look, people do the cross-over alt-power thing a lot
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 6:06 PM
Also: RIP to the status quo in re to all of taylor’s interpersonal relationships. Many have tried using outside themes to whack Worm into not being depressing apparently
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I can think of two more-or-less literal cases of seven-foot-tall elf (Eldar and and an Adorjan Exaltation that's heavy on the body-mods)
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And being turned into things in the same ball-park as a tech-elf is quite common in general
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And Danny reacting to Taylor getting something OP that says RIP to the status quo of her life is common in nigh on every fic that doesn't kill or ignore him (edited)
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The world contains a lot of wormfic
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And a solid majority of it, I think, is of the format "taylor gets alternate powerset and proceeds to be less depressed than canon"
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less depressed is a good thing
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but we should get more original stuff methinks
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it would be a accomplishment if you managed to write more depressed.
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not a good accomplishment, but a accomplishment.
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It has been done
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I really need to sort all my worm fanfic into it's own folder
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you should probably have a folder of folders
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(a filing cabinet, i guess. except digital.)
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wait, that's a database. kinda.
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I mean my bookmark sorting in general has folders going three to five layers deep
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But currently the only subfolder for the fanfic folder is "didn't finish reading", for works which I don't want to finish but don't want to forget exist either
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 6:17 PM
Wonder how Amy tends to react in these “Taylor isn’t depressed and also has cool new powers” type fics @Archon (edited)
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Do you want the shipping version or the non-shipping version?
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 6:19 PM
Both
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It's generally agreed that the fanfic-standard amy is so distant from canon amy that they're functionally different people
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 6:20 PM
That’s what I was thinking
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This is because anyone with any kind of heart breaks at least one of the many things wrong with her life and generally most of them
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Note: taylor is frequently still depressed at story-start when she's powerful; the story of getting good mental health while powerful is a popular arc
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And a happy story doesn't mean the people in it are without flaw or trauma
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 6:21 PM
“mentally broken character gets help” is also one of my favorite types of fic
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so wholesome
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It's a common type in one manner or another, though there is also a lot that just radically changes her personality to suit the situation
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Which is fair, considering the extent to which fic meddles with the key moments of her life TBH
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Many flame-wars have been started over amy
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Because honestly there aren't that many good ships in worm, but I am informed (I haven't read canon) that she's an objectively terrible person over there
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:17 PM
wait, not using powers drives you nuts?
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There goes my plan to survive wormverse
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:18 PM
they want creativity? set up an arena then
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 8:19 PM
Perhaps a battle royale
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BluejayHurricane 03/27/2020 8:20 PM
They did
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It’s called Brockton Bay
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OOF
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:21 PM
eyyyyy!
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 8:22 PM
So super battle tropes are enforced?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:22 PM
Wait, I thought shards just nudged people toward using their powers
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I didn't realize they eventually drove you insane if you tried to keep your head above ground
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:23 PM
architecture will evolve to look like a nomadic village, even though they don't move anywhere
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just because they have to rebuild so often
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:23 PM
eventually the US government doesn't condemn Brockton Bay
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they just rename it Thunderdome
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Honestly surprised they haven't tried using supers to keep an Endbringer pinned long enough for an ICBM to hit it
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:30 PM
no_nukes
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I think it's a rule for spoilers
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or teleport a bomb in or something.
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i don't recall any spoilery reason for no nukes
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:31 PM
if teleportation is on the table, just teleport a tungsten rod 90° retrograde in the Earth's orbit, then catch it again once it's gotten up to a couple kilometers per second and slam it into the target
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couple tens of kilometers per second, maybe
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solar gravity stronk
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powers don't really work off of earth, though
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because of spoilers
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:35 PM
it's only halfway off of earth though
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:D
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i mean, generally the hard cutoff for any power working is within the atmosphere
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maybe near space, but it's never really described in great detail.
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they can't really affect anything outside of that unless it's a mundane effect, like firing a laser into space or throwing a rock really hard or something
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so teleportation is probably off the table, depending on the specifics
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:38 PM
does it work in vacuum chambers?
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:38 PM
'cause there's a big vacuum tower for dropping things
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so just set up a classic Portal perpetual motion machine in there
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that might work, but free teleportation isn't that common either
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Within 6,500km of the center of the Earth
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there was basically... one guy who got really powerful anywhere-portals
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:39 PM
other solution: just, like, leave
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since powers are limited to Earth, you can go away and not have to deal with them anymore
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and a couple people who got strong teleportation, i think. but at one point that guy dies and his death alone notably hampers future endbringer responses
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:40 PM
it's a win-win
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Simurgh shut down the space program
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She psi-blasts anything trying to leave LEO
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:41 PM
if powers don't come with you, you're out of their game
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if powers do come with you, they've signed their own death warrant
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:41 PM
@KAL_9000 even drones/probes?
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yes
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:41 PM
so no GPS
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any human-made object
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Sorry, not LEO
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Earth's SOI
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:42 PM
hm
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moon excluded
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:42 PM
6500km is well within Earth's SOI
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you also can't enter Luna's SOI
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@0111narwhalz I know
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:42 PM
I mean ISS is above 6500km innit
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the simurgh isn't limited to it like supers
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:42 PM
IIRC it's at like 200km ASL
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and there actually was a tinker who tried to colonize the moon
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poor Sphere...
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:43 PM
which would put it at about 6650km or so
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so what you do, is you get super-based first stages on your rockets
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and mundane second stages
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this allows you to improve reusability and increase launch cadence
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powers... really do not like being used for things other than combat.
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:45 PM
it's combat with gravity :V
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:45 PM
Is it true that they drive you insane if you consciously try to avoid using them though
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Because that caught me really off-guard
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sorta ish
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by my understanding, it's not so much that they drive you insane as it is, they're plugged into your brain and manipulating you
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you don't want to use powers?
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good luck
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just kill yourself
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:46 PM
they manipulate you into situations where you are more and more likely to use them
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then
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easy way out
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also most people don't fully realize the extent of the situation
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if you look at statistics it's pretty clear that powers cause a lot of conflict, but not all that many people do
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Even Sphere’s failed moonbase demonstrates the viability of the Lunar Fuck-You Cannon. (I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the Lunar Fuck-You Cannon. Nor the involvement of String Theory in its design.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:47 PM
I already got spoiled on that, man
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 8:48 PM
By what method did Sphere intend to colonize Luna, and how were they dissuaded?
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spoilers follow:
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 8:50 PM
Sphere was in the process of building the colony but then simugh attacked them and, well, did her thing I believe
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Killed his family in a way that drove him bugfuck and created Mannequin.
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Word of God says that even if that hadn’t happened, his shard would have got bored with the lack of conflict and stopped helping him build and maintain the base.
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Sphere was a tinker specializing in partial-automation for building (he could create drones but had to control them manually), which is fairly uncommon, you don't often get tinkers who can build independent machines. In particular, he specialized in building self-contained ecosystems and habitats using his drones and other automation techniques. He planned to use this to end world hunger, build floating cities, and create self-sustaining domes on the moon. Simurgh, who rather likes the status quo, attacked him and shut him down hard by killing his wife and children. So instead he went insane, build a self-contained exosuit for himself, and joined the Slaughterhouse Nine
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poor guy
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 8:53 PM
Warlock types are useless to worse than useless: superpower edition
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Don’t outsource your power if you don’t completly know what you’re doing
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Sphere's story really is super tragic
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 8:55 PM
Supercomics tropes, it turns out, ain’t fun when they are enforced by force.
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there are a couple capes woh had a ton of potential like that who got shut down really hard
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Incidentally, as tags note, I am AUing things just an eensy bit, with some influence from Anders Sandberg’s Bulk and Surface . One word: branefuckery.
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 8:56 PM
Other dimensions are a common enough trope to the genre worm deconstructs that it’s not that noticeable (edited)
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Which is to say, in this particular fusion-AU, the Entities and their Shards are primarily bulk-space entities that cling to the brane-edge. Their access to bulk-space brane manipulation gives them access to theoretically unlimited ontomanipulatory bullshit hax.
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 9:01 PM
And makes them even more eldritch
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theoretically, if only they weren't also remarkably narrow-minded
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or maybe thankfully, given what they manage to do anyway
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 9:02 PM
if they weren't so narrow-minded, they wouldn't need to be the bastards they are
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if I understand it correctly
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they aren't even sentient
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 9:03 PM
eh that needs a different definition of sentience than I understand
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because they definitely react to stimuli
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sentience is a very ambiguous term
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Yeah, their intellect is as small as their processing power isn’t, hence the need to form symbiotic relationships with brane-space entities to get much of anything in the way of creativity done.
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 9:05 PM
for certain definitions of "symbiotic" I suppose
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 9:05 PM
Bit like dnd warlock patrons in a way. But even worse on average (edited)
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Of course, these are the entities who decided to use conflict generators to maximize quantity of creativity, even though they point the direction of said creativity exactly away from the problem they supposedly want solved.
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1) Farm creativity
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2) Blow up all possible Earths
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3) Profit?
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very smart entities
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very smart
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big brain
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200 IQ
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seriously though how are you supposed to gain from this
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sdschildberg 03/27/2020 9:20 PM
ooc it’s tropes enforced by pain of death. Possibly doing it as a study
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ontocide as a study
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extremely angry eldrae noises <- probable reaction
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 9:42 PM
did chernobyl happen in wormiverse?
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I forget
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I think something like it happened in France
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I think the Entities arrived in the 90s
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 10:51 PM
Behemoth 1992
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Leviathan 1995? 1996?
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Simugh 2003
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They have my vote.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2020 10:52 PM
I mean that's when they first appeared I believe
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Yes. I joke.
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 11:12 PM
Cthulhu 2020?
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COVID ‘20
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BluejayHurricane 03/27/2020 11:22 PM
Only because this is the crossovers channel, Princess Celestia 2020
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Amy-wise: I wouldn't say "objectively horrible" in canon, at least until later canon. Just very, very broken in perfectly normal human ways (dysfunctional family with proximal mental illness, tremendous stress and burnout), plus ongoing unnatural mental influence/addiction, plus a shard that is HALPING. Post-giant-psychotic-break, quite possibly, but before then, no. Just a disaster waiting to happen.
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Actual fic spoiler: As is the proper style from 'verse supervillain comics, we shall attempt to solve this problem through kidnapping, spa bribery, and a generous side order of No Mister Bond I Expect You To Dine.
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ObDanny: I make two notes here: 1. The ontopathics repelled Queen Administrator from one potential trigger event. They didn't destroy her. 2. It should not escape notice just how tremendously useful the Docks and the dockworkers could be as a resource to someone who has the functional equivalent of Tinker Bignum. Especially when you don't have the reproducibility problem.
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Here I Spoil Anti-Endbringer Weapons That Do Not Work, But Not The One Which Does: 1. Spider Legion 2. The Lunar Fuck-You Gun 3. Infinite Bee Recursion
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Now, obviously it's not number one, two sounds like it should work but begs the question on why a Nuke doesn't, 3 has some sort of weird recursion thing so...
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Randomly sort of not really relevant
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/28/2020 8:38 AM
wait that was an actual ship
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Let the ship-shipping commence.
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@BizarroLand ♀ looking at Leet is a good example of what happens if your power is not satisfied with your performance as a conflict-source; the bored power isn't just driving him to use it's power, it's actively trying to kill him so it can move on to someone who is doing the right things (this is an extreme case but powers will fuck with your head big-time and they will co-ordinate with the powers of your enemies to do it) (edited)
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Also: power-shards have "conflict-driven data-collection" as a terminal value even if that terminal value is meant to generate second-order utility for the entities which made them
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But those entities were dumbasses
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And the power-shards aren't optimizing for solving-entropy any more than a paperclip maxmiser is solving for paperclip company stock values
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/28/2020 11:27 AM
yeahhhh
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they didn't have the best idea for how to solve entropy
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Enderminion 03/28/2020 2:30 PM
@BizarroLand ♀ there were several actual USS Taylor's
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/28/2020 2:56 PM
Wickes class DD-94 (1918-1938), Fletcher class DD-468 (1942-1969) and Perry class FFG-50 (1984-2015)
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write faster cerb please (edited)
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I - thank you for asking politely.
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Will attempt so to do, but at the moment 3D printer issues are murdering my productivity in otherbusinesses.
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thank you
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your things provide much-needed levity during these trying times
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Damn right they do!
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Keep doing what you do, you are awesome!
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 2:09 PM
Archon may be used to "hey dad im visibly not human anymore" scenes re: Taylor
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but i'm not
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 2:10 PM
But for my part I'm very much looking forward to Danny's reaction
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...while it's just hinted at in ch. 2 so far, there is a certain upcoming clash in having a mind that is used to being depressed and a brain that will not agree with it . (edited)
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hopefully Taylor's AI can provide some help
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(i wonder what their name will be)
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Visible confusion
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(By which I mean, even leaving aside that eldrae baseline mood is human hypomania, one of the things that having a brain optimized for rationality and autoscience is that when you have this particular genre of negative thoughts, it keeps reminding you that no, actually, that ain't true. They went to a great deal of trouble in designing the current noetic architecture to make it impossible to lie to yourself without knowing that you're doing it.)
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Plus, changes in other people's reactions, too, because there's a bit of a difference between human confident stride and eldrae confident stride. Like I said, with regard to involuntary reactions, "a swagger even Glory Girl would have found excessive". Not that it'll be entirely a good thing, for all sorts of various reasons - and, for that matter, not reflecting an underlying emotional-cognitive change - but shiny new cerebellum has its own default ideas of how to stand and walk when the higher brain functions aren't overriding it. (That's more or less necessary to avoid falling over a lot, under the circumstances.) And that default idea is one that's going to come across to human kinesics as about a nickel short of "I AM A GOD AMONG INSECTS". (edited)
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sdschildberg 03/30/2020 2:24 PM
This clashes with Taylor’s severe depression in all sorts of interesting ways. It’s enough of a mind thing that some kinda therapy might be the solution
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that's why I was thinking of the AI
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The Transcend definitely programmed them with some sort of therapy abilities
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Yes, I imagine future conversations with Yamada will prove interesting. But first, so much chaos to happen. So. Much.
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Can the muse act as a therapist as well?
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Yamada?
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a notable cape therapist
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not sure when she first shows up but she ends up being a important character
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(Not really a ch. 3 spoiler: the door did literally blow in. Sadly for those waiting on Danny's reaction, that's not him at the door. That's Armsmaster, with some rather unfortunate misconceptions.)
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Shenanigans Ensue
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Who is Armsmaster?
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someone who you Do Not Want To Mess With
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Batman without the money or the social skills
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(And it can, but its ability to do so is limited because of important muse-host relationship constraints.) https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Armsmaster (canon spoilers abound) Hah! Excellent summation.
Colin Wallis was the leader of the Brockton Bay Protectorate team as Armsmaster. After being critically wounded by the Slaughterhouse Nine, Colin took on the identity of Defiant and worked...
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Or to put it another way, a very good warrior who got peter-principled into managing teenagers
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With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility, Right? (edited)
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There are a lot of fandom takes on his actual personality; he can be portrayed as a glory-hound, an engineer who is genuinly trying (and failing) at the people-management job he has; a civil servant who happens to involve halbards, a massive fucking nerd. He's another person who goes down as unpopular because he tries to prevent the whole "Taylor trying and failing to commit suicide by supervillain" thing, I am given to understand
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I'm taking a little bit from column A, a little bit from column B. (Although he's not going to come off looking good in ch. 3, the reasons aren't really his fault. Unless you count over-relying on technology to compensate for epically bad social skills.)
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Which he is doing because some dumbass put him in charge of a bunch of traumastised dumb-asses and expected him to be able do this as well as he can do "stabbing hookwolf with a heavily customized pointy stick"
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Indeed.
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Hookwolf?
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i could've sworn his name was similar but different, but think of a nazi except their entire body is made of a thousand sharp shifting blades
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Ah, Hookwolf. I eagerly await your death by magnets.
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minor question: she ends up flying back to her house. I'm guessing that's from the eldrae baseline's innate techlekinesis, but the range is long enough for outright above-the-skyscrapers flight?
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No altitude specified. 😄
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i guess i just got the impression of being fairly high up in the air. She'd probably get gawkers, otherwise
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... and now i'm thinking that birdcapewatching is absolutely a hobby in Worm
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Re that: There's a reason Armsmaster arrives on scene relatively quickly.
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i also kinda want to ask what the daze was, but i feel like it's also a trivial detail that's probably mundane (shock at being turned into a alien elf princess, etc)
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and if it's not mundane it's just something like a brief acclimation period to her new brain
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I mean, even by normal trigger standards, this would be one of those that took the whole "secret identity" notion, then nuked it to the ground and salted the earth with delicious cobalt. (And, yeah, severe multifactor shock, in a nutshell.)
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she did sort explode out of a locker
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as far as trigger events go, there aren't a whole lot that can compete
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maybe the infinite explosion guy or something.
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a very interesting explosion, too
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hmm, i wonder how likely Armmaster is to believe her at face value
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on one hand, "i got superpowers from a alien" is a statement that would almost certainly be taken as a... imaginative interpretation of a trigger event
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 3:23 PM
It's very weird to me, this notion that Brockton Bay is further north than Boston
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Given the climate and the attention, it very much gives more of a feeling of being in North Carolina or thereabouts
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And a curiously anomalous one. Because the cape right on scene didn't pass out .
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on the other, a cape was on-scene at the moment of the trigger and, depending on how aware of things they were while being eversioned, -
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yeah that
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plus, there are other things that will potentially stick out
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for one, having fancy "tinker tech" literal minutes after her trigger event, after visibly doing nothing but floating home
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 3:26 PM
Sophia's memory will be fragmentary and vanish quickly though
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i mean, not in this case
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it's not a trigger event, so it won't
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and the radical physical changes, which are uncommon, and classifying her powerset is going to raise some eyebrows. A tinker/thinker/mover/one-time-changer who also spontaneously generated a otherworldly dress
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 3:28 PM
Oh, it's certainly not a standard trigger event
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hmm, yeah you're right, the shards might still try to cover it up anyway, but i'm not sure
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depends on the details of how they try to suppress things; since Queen Administrator didn't attach in the first place, they might not consider it a event, but on the other hand she did still try and the failure might not get relayed to the other shards
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well, wait, actually
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iirc shards don't suppress the memory of the physical trigger event at all, just the visions, and they didn't have any in the first place
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i take it back then, they probably will remember it just fine, discombulation-from-being-inside-a-eversion aside
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sdschildberg 03/30/2020 3:34 PM
Outside of like the shards and the endbringers are aliens a thing in Worm?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 3:34 PM
I don't think so
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@Unknown Endbringers aren't even aliens
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Fucking Eidolon
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sadly no, the source of shards and endbringers and such tends to kill nascent civilizations long before that point
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hey, don't blame Eidolon for his shard taking a vague desire and going way too far with it
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The impression I get from the description of canon!entities arriving from outside the galaxy is that Worm's universe is a sparse-life 'verse. This is probably not the case in this AU, but in any case, no evidence one way or the other has arrived on Earth, Bet or otherwise. Unless you count the Simurgh's unwillingness to let anything leave Earth-local space.
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sdschildberg 03/30/2020 3:38 PM
So “holy crap aliens that we have to care about are real” can be added in
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my impression has been that it's both relatively sparce, and also the entities flying around blowing up technological civilizations has not helped
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well fuck his shard then
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Whose?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 3:39 PM
Eidolon's
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but it's hard to say how much of a problem they are on a galactic scale. It could range from pests that knowledgeable civilizations can repel, to sorta!berserker probes
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also yeah, Eidolons shard has done some bad
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speaking of, what happens if Eidolon dies?
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Although given Myrddin, evidently the Protectorate has a remarkably high tolerance for... unconventional interpretations of trigger events.
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I have no clue what is being talked about here, but I love it.
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Do the Endbringers die? Do they become nice?
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spoilers for what happens if Eidolon dies:
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Is it the end of the world as we know it?
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the Endbringers stick around but become listless, since their entire purpose was to be a challenge for Eidolon. Notably, in the ending, after Eidolon's death, they're actually persuaded to help defeat the big bad who you may or may not know the identity of.
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scion
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zion
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also ye
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whatever
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nice!Enbringers are blursed
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i haven't read the latest parts in the sequel, but apparently Simurgh is involved somehow
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not sure if she's strictly good or bad or what
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On a completely random note:
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who the fuck is that
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(Besides DRACONIA BLAZE, THE SPINE TWISTER)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 3:59 PM
bistro
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sdschildberg 03/30/2020 3:59 PM
Donut Steel
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 4:00 PM
windows vista
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Ah, of course, Donut Steel
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of course it's an edgy oc
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sdschildberg 03/30/2020 4:04 PM
Any attempt to figure out any sort of relationship web, be it power in an organization or interpersonal relationships for worm seems to end in disaster
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i have more worm memes
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sdschildberg 03/30/2020 4:20 PM
Is scion like a big bad?
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big spoilers for the nature of powers and stuff the 'entities' are a swarm intelligence composed of many shards. Shards are sophont and have specialized abilities from things the shards/entities have learned in the past. Scion is a collection of (powerful, unfettered) shards hosting the swarm intelligence of the entity, while the rest of the shards have been distributed to humanity on a loose leash, with Scion only assisting with loose coordination and management.
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specifically, Scion as most people know him is sort of like the lure of a angler fish; the rest of him is off on a earth in another dimension and looks rather more like a gigantic blob of flesh and weirdness.
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he's also insane, relatively speaking, for more spoilery reasons
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well, insane with grief.
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Worm: where the hero's depressed, the villains are depressed, and the eldritch flesh monsters from outer space are depressed
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HUG THE UNIVERSE
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FOR THE UNCONQUERED FLAME!
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(seriously tho let the awesome commence)
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Thought: Taylor should show Armsy the Helpful Note™
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(but don't let him take it)
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to help back up the whole "aliens from another dimension" thing
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0111narwhalz 03/31/2020 5:12 AM
"this says the rest is in another language but I'm pretty sure it's just scribbling"
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alternatively "have you been conlanging again? you know that'll make you go blind!"
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narwhalz knows this from personal experience
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0111narwhalz 03/31/2020 5:22 AM
I've conlanged so hard I forgot how to speak English one time
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how did that go?
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0111narwhalz 03/31/2020 5:24 AM
you ever have to think really hard about word order when speaking?
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oof
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sdschildberg 03/31/2020 1:08 PM
Thought: bugs of earth are associated with 1. Trash 2. Unkempt biology 3. Other stuff the eldrae don’t like Taylor’s gonna drop the bug aesthetic (edited)
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that is insulting to insectoid xenosophonts
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many of whom are good friends of the eldrae
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sdschildberg 03/31/2020 1:09 PM
Besides, v!taylor will be too busy with an art deco, 1930s SF strip aesthetic
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Who or what is crashing through eldra!taylor’s door?
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Wait nvm
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Looked back
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It’s Armsmaster
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Would eldrae PK be a shaker power?
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technically, i'd say it's mover, shaker, blaster, and maybe even brute?
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BluejayHurricane 04/05/2020 7:41 PM
And half a master, against unprotected targets. Forced limb to
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Tk
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it's got plenty of potential for improving mobility, so mover fits. It can be AoE, so its shaker. It's got both ranged and offensive potential, so blaster too, and at it's core it's sorta strength so brute.
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maybe Master 1 too, yeah
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Not to mention Tinker/Thinker(?)
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Xenotech and the Advisor.
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oh yeah, arguably she has something from just about every category
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but her techlekinesis is those 3-5 categories
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Except Breaker.
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And maybe Stranger?
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sdschildberg 04/05/2020 7:50 PM
What’s Breaker?
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shifting states
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like you turn into a tornado or something
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Would any of her abilities fit the Trump category?
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well currently, she's missing a few categories, but essentially her tinker ability will eventually let her mimic all of the others
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Even Breaker?
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i mean, if a shard can do it, she could do it eventually
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"do that, but better" is a eldrae motto (edited)
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Would (hypothetical) Mature Ontotech be a Trump power? (edited)
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